I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
even my farts smell like vagina
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Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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