I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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