i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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