I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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