I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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