drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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