I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
