you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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