her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just had sex on a roof
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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