Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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