apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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