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(845): View more from New York

I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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(516): View more from New York

Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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(239): View more from Florida

While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".

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(505): View more from New Mexico

judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body

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(602): View more from Arizona

$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place

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(316): View more from Kansas

They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo

(316): View more from Kansas

Mind. Blown.

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