any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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