is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
