Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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