nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
zippers are such a cool invention
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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