I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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