I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
