I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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