So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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