so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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