And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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