That's intense
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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