SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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