Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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