I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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