Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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