My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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