I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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