Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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