one two three fourrrrnication!
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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