idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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