Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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