I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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