Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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