did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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