i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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