I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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