I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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