fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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