i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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