I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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