Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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