Me too!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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