There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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