my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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