You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Mom said you looked used
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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