I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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