Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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