At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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