Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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