So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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