Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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