fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
