Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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