we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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